Happy 8th wedding anniversary to Drew Weiller. We’ve come so far, and I’m still learning your eccentricities.
For example, just last week, I learned that you carefully roll your socks into donuts…
I hope never to lose you, but rest assured, I take solace in knowing such a loss can only be due to your fiercely ecstatic joy in some fiery, dare-devil stunt only you would attempt.
I love you.
P.S. Please don’t burn down the dog and cat or kill the house while madcapping.